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A Blonde is Watching the News...
A blond is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blond starts sobbing uncontrol-lably. Confused, her husband says, "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved." After a few moments, the blond, still crying, asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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A Blonde Robs a Bank...
After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, "Po-ta-to."
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We Don't Sell to Blondes...
A blond goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is this TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So she dyes her hair and comes back as a brunette. "How much is this TV?" she asks. Again the salesman says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds." Weeks later she goes in as a redhead, but again he announces, "We don't sell to blonds!" Finally she says, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blond?" The salesman says, "Because it's not a TV. It's a microwave."
The One with the Mugger...
Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."
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Father, I Have Sinned...
A man goes to confession and says to the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I slept with five women last night." The priest says, "Go home, squeeze five lemons into a cup, and drink it really fast."
The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins?" The priest says, "No. But it will wipe that smirk off your face."
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Got Any Spinach Pie...
A man walks into a bakery and asks, "Do you have any spinach pie?" The woman behind the counter says, "No, sorry." The next day a woman comes in and asks, "Do you have spinach pie?" Again, she says no. The woman goes to the back and says to the baker, "There is a huge market for spinach pie! Let's make spinach pie!" The next day two people ask, "Do you have any spinach pie?" And the woman says, "Yes!" And the people say, "Gross."
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The Farmer's Daughter...
A traveling salesman stops at the nearest farmhouse and asks if he can spend the night. The farmer says okay, and tells him he can go upstairs and sleep in the same room as his daughter. The salesman goes upstairs, and as he enters the daughter's room notices another salesman in bed with her. "Sorry," he says. "I must be in the wrong joke."
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The Tourist Couple...
A tourist couple driving through La Jolla start arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. So they stop for lunch, and while they're ordering, they ask the cashier, "Can you tell us where we are? How do you pronounce it?" The employee replies, speaking slowly, "Burrrr-gerrrrr Kiiiiiiiing."
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A Bear in the Woods...
There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit goes, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Super Sex...
An old lady is feeling lonely, so she says, "I'm going to pick up some guys!" She takes off her clothes, puts a trench coat on, and walks into a bar. She sees 3 young guys drinking, walks up to the 1st, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" He screams, "Oh, my God, that's disgusting!" She walks up to the 2nd guy, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" She goes to the 3rd guy, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" He looks her up and down and says, "I'll have the soup."
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